obsessed

Here's a fun list to let you know when you've reached the point of a sick obsession. So, you know you're obsessed with Tom, when...

• You can watch a 2-hour movie in under 30 minutes by watching only the scenes with Tom in them.
• You start a free trial at blockbuster online rental program just so you can see Tom in Hollywood Confidential and Thursday and then close it as soon as you send them back.
• You refuse to send the copy of The Punisher you rented back until you buy your own to watch.
• You spend more time at your job posting on this Forum than actually working.
• You know you're obsessed with when you've spent over $300 on Ebay
• You know you obsessed when you paint your thumbnail black so it looks like Tom's in The Punisher.
• You know you're REALLY obsessed when you actually slam your thumb in a door, rather than painting it, to make it look like his!
• you know your obsessed when you find yourself knowing ever single line from ever tom movie you have .
• You break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and use the line from The Punisher - "I'm not what you're looking for."!
• You know you're obsessed with Tom when you use your digital camera to make small video clips of Tom movies to watch while you're out of town for the holidays so you still get your daily fix.
• You spend you Winter Break using the digital camera to take photos of Tom in all his movies!!
• You check ebay every 3 or 4 days under the names "Thomas Jane" and "Tom Jane"
• You name your pets after his movie characters - you know, like "hey, Castle! Come here Castle!".
• You name your kids after Tom's movie characters
• You keep picturing Tom in other actors' roles...in movies already made!
• You know the names of all of Tom's movie characters off the top of your head.

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You know you're obsessed, when...